“MOM I THOUGHT I WAS GNA DIE and go back to heaven”
“Don’t say that! Knock on wood” -mymum
“Back to heaven? As in like, you came from there? I don’t think so, loser” -mybro
btw, it was the most painful thing i have ever felt in my nineteen years on this earth. i am never going near chili forever. or anything that looks remotely like chili. like bananas, or pencils that can bend in the middle. my face looks like connect the dots but with red spots. i hope it will be gone tomorrow, because tomorrow is the first day of school. BUT knowing my wonderful and ironic luck, it will prolly be like 187 times worse. so please pray that these craters will lift their spirits up off my delicate face
it was burning. like my face was on fire.
AND MY CLUMSINESS STRIKES AGAIN, tune in for the next episode -xobbydoll
